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The Offensively Cute Motivational Parody for Adults Who Hate Toxic Positivity

Tired of being told to "just smile more" by overly cheerful self-help books? Meet your new therapist — a delightfully dark, absurdly relatable parody packed with 40+ pages of brutally honest (and offensively cute) art.

✅ 40+ Pages of Unhinged Motivation: Sassy animals, existential frogs, and chaotic creatures serving real talk.
✅ Zodiac Guide (For the Messy & Celestial): Discover why your sign is actually a valid excuse for that 3 AM breakdown.

✅ Premium Quality: Printed on thick 200gsm paper with a luxe 350gsm gloss cover (A5 size—perfect for tossing in bags or hiding from judgy relatives).
✅ Adults-Only Parody: This is NOT for kids. Finally, a self-help book that lets you curse while healing.

🎨Dark Humor Meets Cute Art: Because sometimes motivation looks like a crying raccoon eating pizza.

🎁Perfect Gift for the Unhinged Friend: For birthdays, breakups, or surviving capitalism.

💬 REAL TALK FROM THE BOOK

"You’re not lazy—you’re just critically under-motivated by capitalism."
"Your zodiac sign: Why you’re like that (and why it’s not your fault… probably)."